Fishing Vest for an Infant

My friends recently gave birth (well, actually, she did) to a little boy. I am looking for an infant's size fishing vest as a gift. Any ideas? I have tried LLBean, Orvis, Cabellas and Bass Pro Shop (hey, no flames there, please, smallies on a 4wt is FUN!)along with multiple websites. Any help would be appreciated. Thank you in advance.

Riverman, Tim J, George, and Wayne- Thank you.

If I do find one, I will probably buy a bit large to grow into.

And those #40 RW's had better be barbless or there will be hell to pay, I'm sure.

Well, you do mention taste and gullibility... <g>

Why would anyone manufacture a fishing vest for an infant ? If the newborn were a girl would you be shopping for an infant sized tutu ?
Makes about as much sense.

I thought that was house cats.

I'll take this one...

I, and many other people, including hordes (HORDES!) of lurkers, read
*every* post because you never know when somebody will write something witty, informative, or earth shatteringly stupid. If you wait long enough you'll see posts way beyond stupid, meta-stupid, even trans-stupid. So stupid your head will hurt. Condensed methane ice on Pluto rock-hard stupid. Stooooopid. And when that happens, you'll understand.

I might ask the question, "Why do you read Ken's posts if they annoy you?

that's reallly 2 questions.

Ahh, grasshopper. You think derogatory comments will end this eternal

entertainment will *enjoy* derogatory comments and will in fact build on that to further the flamefest. If you want it to end, you have to pick up toys and walk away. Nobody else can do that for you.

And before you make some snide comment to *me*, please understand that I do not partake in flamefests and will not respond, "Sideshow". I am in fact, just trying to be helpful, as always.

well, if he was a lakota sioux.

Mr. Fortenberry, with all due respect that is a very sexist statement.
Both his wife and mine are avid flyfishers. If you understood it, from my post, that only boys and men can flyfish, then I am sorry for your misunderstanding. Yes, I thought it would be a nice gift. But, then again, why should infants have any clothing at all, they are just going to grow out of it in a few weeks/months. Babies should be clothed in blankets only! Just think of the damage we could do to the entire baby clothing industry. Please, sir, try the decaf.

I don't know about a vest but Cabela's has camo wear for babies.

"The bus came by and I got on."

By their ability to understand.

Actually, its too *fast*. Every time I've tried to cast on the big river, the current sweeps my fly past me faster than I can possibly mend. I get about 2 seconds of deaddrift, then its below me washed up on the rocks. And the hordes of people who come around asking for money is just too tiresome to make it worthwhile...thanks for reminding me. All I have left now is my endless searches for baby fishing clothes......sniff.....

Whether or not I'd camp with them a second time.

It's awfully nice of you to post that.

Tippet size.

Thank you and Tight Lines.

to East Outlet

Pictures please.

Oh good grief, don't tell me you put reindeer antlers on Henry.

Doesn't matter which sect, I just point to the mezzuzah on the doorpost, ask them if the star containing the word "shalom" signifies anything to them, and suggest that they can better spend their time elsewhere.

doing so.

No preventive health measures at all? No vaccinations, immunizations, moderation in diet, safe sex? Well, it is your life. Terminate it as you will.

Ah, but I am responsible for those actions I choose to commit to the point where such actions intersect with those of others beyond my control. I am not responsible for the actions of corporations, drunks, the delusional, the demented, and beyond my single vote, governments. I'm not sure where you fit into that panopoly but I claim/desire no control over you and see that you seem to lack either control or a functional delete key.

As to Mormons and doors, claymores and fugas go along way toward behavior modification. So do images of you and Kenny. My doors are reasonably untroubled by Mormons. Baptists are another matter.

Why? Do you need instruction in such matters? I can recommend a book or two if you prefer distance learning. I can recommend distance, too. Half a klick is safe. 10 meters is danger close. Your choice if you accept the sanction. I consider napalm a bit extreme for a single armadillo.
you and Dave might benefit by watching him closely.

Perhaps. But then the rest of you would exhibit signs of jealousy, feel left out, and in the end we two would have to show the rest of you what the dog already knows.

OK. But I was planning on a large pot of chili to celebrate the critter's departure. I make mine Texican style with lots of cumin, chili's and seasonings, thick enough to support a spoon upright and strong enough to take the silver plate off the spoon.

We ended up with a Husky (mix, actually) because he chased deer and it was either move to the city or eventually be shot by someone.

I think it's a stupid, too, too, cutesy gift, and that was my point.

oh, and you're right about the smallies.

http://www.mysistersstore.com/vests_jackets.htm

Pullin' up a chair.

2 point reversal: Fortenberry.

First, if you persist in preventing death, the population density is just going to keep increasing until Nevada and Utah are as full of people as
Bangladesh. Do you really want to be responsible for giving the LDS church that many more doors to knock on?

Secondly, someone or something's got to convince that damned armadillo to leave. I've tried showing it pictures of you and Kenny but even that doesn't scare it. So, if you object to my dog learning from Dave's then pack your heaviest fly rod and your best armadillo flies and hop the next plane down here. I'll pick you and your baggage up in Tampa and deliver you directly to the armadillo's burrow. Please be sure and bring your insurance card and any advanced health care directives you may have executed. This is one ugly armadillo.

Best if she doesn't (and nobody else does) handle it. They carry some odd disease. Leprosy comes to mind, but that seems _too_ odd.

My name is Kevin, and I frequently eat bacon, so what does that make me?

So that gives him a KWEB number of one?